A Squirrel is
The Squirrel is a special mammal creature (there is still much debate on this) that naturally lives in the Philippines. Although occasionally it is spotted in Lebanon, Syria, Hong Kong and Beijing, with geotagging experiments it is found that there are only occasional trips and by checking its luggage could be trips to buy books and random groceries items for a small store from the place he visited.
The Squirrel is often found in solitary but recently new evidence has surfaced that it has found like minded forest creatures, robots and facefood chains. The way The Squirrel interacts with these creatures is one of the hardest to study and categorize as it looks like The Squirrel deals with each very differently but at the same also the same.
Although The Squirrel has a home, it is very rare to find it there. Recent scientific studies has shed light on the major areas that the Squirrel could be found. Research points to two major areas. The Katipunan Area and a certain building in Makati. There are also quite a number of sightings in book stores but researchers concluded that it isn't an area that The Squirrel often visits, but they have concluded it is a place that draws The Squirrel during its travels. The bookstore however is an effective way to tag The Squirrel as it is the place where it is the lest aggressive and dangerous (see Squirrel Modes and Dangers of The Squirrel) for more details on the reason why the Bookstore is the place to capture The Squirrel.
The Squirrel despite having a small body has been observed to have unmatched levels of endurance. Some attribute this to the special composition of the Squirrel's body but majority of the scientific community believe that it is because The Squirrel just have no concept of IDLENESS.
Researchers studying the patterns of the Squirrel have noted that it stays often late at night at its areas. And often after 9pm, The Squirrel acts differently that when it is with other creatures as it plays loud music and randomly jumps up and down.
It is unknown to the scientific community on the taste of music of The Squirrel as hacked Grooveshark Accounts and itunes shows that its playlist may include up to 5 languages and 15 different music categories/genres. It has also been observed that The Squirrel tends to loop one song for upto 72 hours and still enjoy the song. Scientist has speculated that The Squirrel can hear beyond the normal hearing capacity of humans and is able to hear other frequencies....some however attribute this to the short term memory of The Squirrel as it dedicates most of its brain power to its work.
What is special about The Squirrel is the modes/gear it carries. As The Squirrel grew the more sophisticated its gear and modes became as well as increased. Here are just some examples of The Squirrel Modes.
SquiMobile Mode :
This is the primary transportation mode of The Squirrel for quite a time. Compared to other Mobiles, the SquiMobile is very different in design and make. When in the SquiMobile The Squirrel tends to play loud korean music while blasting through expressways, this behavior is however not spotted when it is with someone. It is also a well observed that the SquiMobile when driven by The Squirrel is one of the fastest vehicles on the road. The SquiMobile has however been spotted numerous times on the side of the road with it's hood up. It is still unknown why this happens far more often to the SquiMobile compared to other Mobiles.
Mobile Squirrel Mode :
For reasons unknown to scientists and researches, The Squirrel despite having the SquiMobile commutes with increased frequency recently. The gear that The Squirrel carries is around 30kg although despite this weight there are numerous reports of The Squirrel in Mobile Squirrel Mode traveling for 10 kilometers during lunch time. Scientists are still baffled by this.
The Mobile Squirrel Mode is often composed of 1 laptop, 1 laptop charger, 1 HD Camera with extra batteries, 1 Cellphone Charger, 1 Book, 2 Extra Shirts, Some medications and loose change. The Mobile Squirrel Mode has never been observed carrying a pen and paper instruments for the past year, scientists are still studying this change of behavior. Recently there was an increase of instruments and of the Mobile Squirrel this included another laptop and 2 Liters of Mineral Water with the occasional Oishi PODS.
Flying Squirrel Mode :
In the past few months, The Squirrel has been spotted donning the new Flying Squirrel Module. This mode hasn't deployed outside one of the areas and researches are assuming that it is still in its experimental stage.
Heavy Arms Squirrel Mode :
Not much is known about this mode, as the researches who dared research this mode never returned alive.
Personality -
The Squirrel is often found to be quiet, good natured, generous and very very very weird. The Squirrel is often spotted doing weird but generally fun things, and do this randomly. Currently it is this behaviors that still baffle scientists and confuse scientists as to the true nature of The Squirrel.
Skills/Modes -
The Squirrel has tons of skills that activate when it goes to its modes. Examples include : Chemistry Mode, Business Management Mode, Design Mode ( a sub-class of Web-Designer and General Designer are spotted but not confirmed by hard evidence), Programmer Mode, Massahista Mode, Engineer Mode and Entrepreneur Mode. A Cracked Squirrel Mode has been suggested by other Squirrelists (People who study The Squirrel) but is still not yet accepted by the wider community although recent events has made the scientific community to review this proposed mode.
The Evil Squirrel -
Although the Squirrel is relatively safe to approach, there has been episodes where Mr. Nice Squirrel turned into Don't Mess with the Squirrel although scientists are still not sure, they are also unwilling to experiment to bring out The Evil Squirrel. The next release of The Evil Squirrel may well be the end of the world.
Latest Research updated last April 28,2010
More Research is needed before submission to the larger scientific community
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